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    God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians.

    "What commandments do you offer?" they asked.

    He answered, "Thou shalt not murder."

    They answered, "Sorry, we are not interested."

    Next he offered it to the Romanians.

    "What commandments do you offer?" they asked.

    He answered, "Thou shalt not steal."

    They answered, "Sorry, we are not interested."

    Next he offered them to the French.

    "What commandments do you offer?" they asked.

    "Thou shalt not covet they neighbors wife."

    "Sorry we are not interested," they answered.

    Finally he approached the Jews.

    "How much?" they asked.

    "It's free," he answered.

    "We'll take ten of them!"
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