Misbehaving Johnny

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    Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.

    Two days later his teacher phoned his mother totell her that he was misbehaving.

    "Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved."
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