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    A gay was driving his sports car around the corner, when an eighteen wheeler pulled out of the alley and directly in front of his way. The sports car plows into the truck and totally demolishes the front end of the sports car.

    The gay jumps out of the car, comes tearing around the side of the truck where the truck driver is, and hollers, "You did that on purpose! You just pulled right out in front of me!"

    The truck driver says, "Suck my dick."

    Waving his hands, the gay replies, "Don't try to sweet talk me out of it!!! I'm really fucking PISSED here!"
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