Healthful Place

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    Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto arrived in New Delhi.

    In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?"

    "It sure is," the cabbie replied. "When I came here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed."

    "That's wonderful!" said the tourist, "How long have you been here?"

    "I was born here."
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