The Second Coming

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    A Catholic girl went to confession and said to the priest, "I'm pregnant."

    He asked, "How did this happen, my child?"

    She said, "I think it must be the second coming."

    The priest, shocked by this reply asked, "What makes you think it's the second coming?"

    She replied, "Because I swallowed the first one."
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