Wait Till The Last Moment

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    A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend.

    The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.

    "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."

    The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business."
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