What The Professionals Say

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    The Phrases of what Professionals say, when put together, reads something like this:

    Doctor: Please take off your clothes.
    Dentist: Now open wide and hold stil. Veterinarian: How's your pretty pussy? Gardener: Want me to fertilize ur bush?
    Lawyer: Let's go over section 69.
    Banker: If you withdraw too early you lose interest.
    Chef: Do you like it hot and spicy?
    Police: You don't need protection.
    Army personnel: Load. Aim. Fire.
    Swimming instructor: Go deeper.
    Gym trainer: Push harder.
    Interior Decorator: Once its done, you will love it.
    Telephone Guy: Would you like it on the table or against the wall !!!
  • Beer Licking A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde's boobs and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the...
  • Election Talk A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of anything else but about the elections, so much so, that...
  • Hand Job An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors...
  • The Accident A gay was driving his sports car around the corner, when an eighteen wheeler pulled out of the alley and directly in front of his way. The sports car plows into the truck and totally demolishes...
  • Feel the water There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.
    The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others...
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