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    Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals.

    One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

    "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

    Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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