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    A man was standing in a gallery, studying two near-identical pictures by the same artist. Both showed a glass of wine, a basket of bread rolls, a bowl of salad and a plate of smoked salmon.

    Yet one painting was priced $150, the other at $125.

    So, he asked the gallery owner to explain why one was more expensive than the other.

    "It's simple," said the gallery owner, indicating the more expensive painting.

    "You get two extra slices of smoked salmon in that one."
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    One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

    "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."

    Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"
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    The DJ asked us...
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    Two days later his teacher phoned his mother totell her that he was misbehaving...
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