The Biggest One!

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    Joan Collins went to the gyno for an examination.

    As the doctor moved his head down betwen her legs he said excitedly, "That's the biggest one I've ever seen! That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

    "You didn't have to say it twice!", she said with embarrasment.

    "I didn't! I didn't!" he replied.
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