Sore Throat Remedy

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    Hi! How are you?

    Fine. But I think I have a sore throat.

    I know what to do. Every time when I have a sore throat I'm having an oral sex with my husband and it helps me!

    The great idea, I will try...

    On the second day:

    Well, how do you feel? Did it help?

    Yes, thank you very much, my throat is all right. But your husband couldn't believe that it was your idea!
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