Landlord's Wife

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    The tenant crept into the bed with the landlord's wife and proceeded to seduce her.

    She angrily pushed him away and said, "Stop it, or I will tell my husband."

    Undaunted, he continued with his antics. Eventually she relented and he succeeded in making love to her.

    After a short while she got restless and began to nudge and prod at the tenant and got him to make love to her for a second time.

    And before he could doze off, she rolled on top of him yet again and in no uncertain terms conveyed to him what she wanted.

    Sleepily he said, "Stop it or I will tell your husband."
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