| When Santa and Jeeto got married, he was a very experienced man, but she was a virgin and totally naive. On their wedding night, when Santa removed his clothes, Jeeto said, "What is that?" Santa was a quick thinker. He said, "Jeeto, I am the only man in the world with one of these." Then he proudly showed her what it was for. Jeeto liked it and was very pleased!!! After the honeymoon was over, Santa returned to work, only to return home to find an upset Jeeto, waiting on their front porch. "Santa, you said you were the only man in the world with one of those things and yet today when I saw Banta changing his clothes behind the shed he had one too!!!" Ever fast on his feet, Santa said, "Oh, Jeeto, Banta is my best friend. Since I had two. I gave him one. So he is the only other man in the world with one." A puzzled Jeeto accepted the answer but when Santa returned home the next day an agitated and upset Jeeto was waiting again on the porch. "Jeeto? Now what's wrong darling?" "Dammit, you gave the better one to Banta!!!" |