Pleasure is a Mental State

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    A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state, and that many people overlook the things they already have.

    He says, "A man who has developed a true sense of appreciation can enjoy a good bowel movement as much as having sexual intercourse."

    One student stands up and says, "Professor, either you don't know how to screw, or I don't know how to poo."
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