The Lunatic Driver

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    One morning a blonde's husband was watching the traffic report on TV. They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in the wrong direction and disrupting traffic

    He knew his wife would be on that highway on her way to work and he didn't want her to get hurt, so he called her to let her know.

    "Honey, watch out this morning, there's a lunatic driving the wrong way up the highway" he said.

    Sounding terrified, she replied, "It's not just one!"
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