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    4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.

    Rapist says, "If there was a cat in here I'd fuck it till it dies!'

    The murderer replies, "Once you were done I'd torture it further!"

    The psycho pipes in, "Oh yeah?, once your were done I'd fuck it till I die!"

    The gay man in the corner listening in, very softly says, "Meow"
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