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    A census taker walked up to a woman who was sitting on a porch. After introducing himself, he said, "How many children do you have?"

    The woman answered, "Four."

    The census taker asked, "May I have their names, please?" The woman replied, "Eenie, Meenie, Minie, and George."

    Confused, the census taker said, "May I ask why you named your fourth child 'George'?"

    "Surely, because we didn't want any Moe."
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