| Santa while traveling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman's legs and saw that she wasn't wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable. Woman: I know what you are looking at. Santa apologetically, "I am sorry, Ma'm. This would not happen again". Woman: That's perfectly OK. I know I'm not wearing my panties but one thing you don't know is that my pussy can do funny things... Santa: Like what? Woman: It can wink. Santa: Show me how? The woman lifted her skirt and made her clean shaved pussy wink at the Santa. Santa: Wow! It's amazing. Woman: It can blow a kiss as well and she made her nice white lips blow a kiss at Santa. Santa got completely floored by this and was in awe of what he just saw. Woman who was completely hot and wet and wanted some action said to Santa, "You can come next to my seat and put your fingers in my pussy". Santa: Fuck, don't tell me it can whistle, too! |