Pray For My Hearing

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    Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

    Bubba gets in line and when it's his turn the preacher says, "Bubba, what you want me to pray about? "

    Bubba says, "Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing."

    So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba's ear and the other hand on top of his head and prays a while.

    After a few minutes, he removes his hands and says, "Bubba, how's your hearing now?"

    Bubba says, "I don't know preacher, it's not until next Wednesday."
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