Point of view...

  •  
    When a woman says:
    "This place is a mess! C'mon!
    You and I need to clean up!
    Your stuff is lying on the floor
    and you'll have no clothes
    to wear if we don't do laundry right now!"

    What a man hears:
    blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
    blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
    blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
    blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
    blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW ....
    Marriage   
Prev

Priceless Parrots

 Prev

False Teeth

False Teeth

More Adult and Non Veg Jokes

  • Jumping to Conclusion! The owner of a big company hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 14th floor office.
    Police: Who was there at that time in the room...
  • A Winking Salesman! A man with a winking problem applies for a position as a traveling salesman and goes in for an interview.
    "Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer...
  • The Honeymoon Prank! The wedding date was set and the groom's 3 friends, who were a Carpenter, an Electrician and a Dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night...
  • The Whistling Pussy? Santa while traveling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman's legs and saw that she wasn't wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable...
  • The Prisoners 4 men in a prison cell, a rapist, murderer, psycho and finally a gay man.
    Rapist says, "Iif there was a cat in here I'd fuck it till it dies...
ADVERTISEMENT
Adult and Non Veg Jokes Categories
ADVERTISEMENT