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    Two friends were at a bar discussing life and love.

    One said, "Would you believe that out of all the women I've been with not a one of them was a virgin? It'd be nice if girls saved themselves for marriage. I think it would cure a big part of the huge divorce crisis we have."

    "Yeah, Jim, I hear you," said the other. "Out of all the women I've been with I've only had two virgins myself; my wife and yours."
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    "Father, I have two female parrots and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is 'Hi we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun...
  • Point of view... When a woman says:
    "This place is a mess! C'mon!
    You and I need to clean up!
    Your stuff is lying on the floor...
  • False Teeth A little boy is waiting for his mom to come out of the changing room while shopping with her. The little boy gets bored and when his mom comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a mannequin's skirt...
  • Jumping to Conclusion! The owner of a big company hired a sexy secretary; but 10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from his 14th floor office.
    Police: Who was there at that time in the room...
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    "Looking at your résumé, I can see that you're more than qualified", says the interviewer...
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