Covering Shoe....

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    A couple was having sex in a car. A loaded truck hit the car, the girl was thrown outside but the guy stuck beneath the steering wheel.

    Boy: Please help me out, get somebody here.

    Girl: How can I, I am all naked.

    Boy: Take my shoe to cover and then go.

    The girl kept the shoe on her vagina and started looking for some help. Finally she found a man at a service station.

    Holding the shoe between her legs she said: Please help me, my boyfriend is stuck."

    The man looked at the shoe and Fainted..!!!
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