| A lawyer came home after having sex in his car. Girl forgot her bra and panty in car. The wife found them, tore them up and shouted: You dirty Man..... you have been screwing ur secretary. Without blinking an eyelid, lawyer shouted back: You have just destroyed the only evidence of a high profile rape case I have been working on. You can now forget about diamond necklace you were asking for. Wife fell on her knees, crying & trying 2 repair the torn pieces & lawyer walked away wid a smile... Moral: Start studying LAW. |