The Hippie and the Nun

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    A hippie sits next to a nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her.

    She said, "NO! I am married to god !!" and gets off the bus disgusted.

    The bus driver said, She (nun) prays every tuesday at midnight at the grave-yard, why don't you dress up in a hooded robe, go to the grave-yard, tell her you are god and demand sex?"

    The hippie tries ths and to his surprise the nun said, "Yes but only if we have anal sex as I want to keep my virginity."

    They have passionate bum sex and when they were done the hippie throws off his robe and cries, "Ha ha ha, i'm the hippie,!!!!!!.

    The nun cries out, "Ha ha ha, I'm the BUS DRIVER !!!!!!!"
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