| One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning, the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this?" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Cathy", he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She replied with a snicker. "It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!!!" |