Dealing with bribes

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    Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

    "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

    Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

    "You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."

    The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.

    He handed it to Leon, "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."
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