Get well soon

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    A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Hopwell and took his portable keyboard along.

    He told some jokes and sang some funny songs at patients' bedsides.

    When he finished he said, in farewell, "I hope you get better."

    One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope you get better, too."
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