| One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered. The Caller: May I speak to your parents? Little Johnny: They're busy. The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there? Little Johnny: The police. The Caller: Can I speak to them? Little Johnny: They're busy. The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there? Little Johnny: The firemen. The Caller: Can I speak to them? Little Johnny: They're busy. The Caller: So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing? Little Johnny: Looking for me." |