Facts about Women

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    Seven complicated facts about Women:

    1. They believe in saving.
    2. Still they go out & buy expensive clothes.
    3. Always buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear.
    4. Never hav anything 2 wear, but always dress beautifully.
    5. Always dress beautifully, but never satisfied.
    6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them.
    7. Expect men to compliment, but don't believe them if complemented.
  • They are all busy One day, the phone rang, and Little Johnny answered.
    The Caller: May I speak to your parents?
    Little Johnny: They're busy.
    The Caller: Oh. Is anybody else there...
  • Get well soon A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Hopwell and took his portable keyboard along.
    He told some jokes and sang...
  • Dealing with bribes Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.
    "So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."
    Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably...
  • Bill Gates in Heaven When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house; a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court. Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven...
  • High Blood Pressure When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."
    "Your mother's side or your father's...
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