| An attractive lady is waiting in the emergency room. A doctor walks in to her room and asks her, "What is the problem ma'am?" The lady replies, "Doctor, I have been having trouble with my rectum, it hurts really bad." The doctor tells the woman, "Why don't you lay on your stomach so I can take a look at it, OK?" So, the woman turns over and the doctor begins to examine her rear end. After a while, the doctor asks the young lady, "Ma'am, have you had anal sex lately?" The lady replies, "No, why?" The doctor then says, "Would you like to?" |