Veterinarian’s affairs

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    The man sat at the bar looking morosely into his pint of beer.

    No matter how hard he tried to ignore it, a little voice inside his head kept on and on at him, "How could you Bob, how could you sleep with one of your patients!"

    Time went by, and a few more pints disappeared down his throat until he began to feel a little better - even the voice inside his head began to mellow.>

    "OK Bob, I suppose you're not the first person to sleep with one of their patients and no matter what they say, you're still the best vet in the district."
  • Rearing to Go! An attractive lady is waiting in the emergency room. A doctor walks in to her room and asks her, "What is the problem ma'am?"
    The lady replies, "Doctor, I have been having trouble with my...
  • Nude sunbathing A man was sunbathing naked at the beach and for the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
    A woman walks past and says...
  • Two Prostitutes Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said, TWO PROSTITUTES... $50.00.
    A policeman seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or...
  • The honeymoon prank The wedding date was set and the groom's 3 friends, who were a Carpenter, an Electrician and a Dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night...
  • A Couple of sex A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Daddy, what's Sex?"
    "OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I'm not going to let...
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