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    Little Suzie watched, fascinated, as her mother was putting cold cream on her face.

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    "To stay pretty for Daddy," said her mother.

    A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.

    "What's the matter Mommy," asked Suzie, "are you giving up?"
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