Blonde Counsellor

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    A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor, and she was eager to help.

    One day during recess she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other.

    Sandy approached and asked if he was alright. The boy said he was.

    A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself.

    Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"

    The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay", looking at the woman suspiciously.

    Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here alone?"

    "Because," the little boy said with great exasperation, "I'm the fucking goalie."
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