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    A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day.

    The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "You do God's work."

    The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

    A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "You protect the public."

    The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

    A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "You serve the justice system."

    The next morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
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