First Blowjob

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    A young guy walks into a bar and orders 10 brandies, the barman lines them up and knocks them all back one after the other...

    Wow says barman what you celebrating?

    My first blowjob.

    Really? In that case let me buy you another.

    No thanks, if 10 wont get rid of the taste, 1 more wont make no difference.
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