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    A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.

    The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce."

    "Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."

    The Judge replies, "What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"

    The man answers, "Well Judge, one story is 'I have a headache' and the other story is 'It's that time of the month.'
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