| An elderly lady asked a General what he did She was told that the general was in charge of a division and was responsible for defence of his part of the land. She asked the Colonel next to him what he did. He replied, "Ma'am, I am the General's sexual advisor." Somewhat shocked, she said, "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?" "Very simple ma'am. The General has told me that when he wants my fucking advice, he'll ask" ! |