| Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass. I'm a Romantic = I'm poor. I need you = My hand is tired. I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised. I want a commitment = I'm sick of masturbation. You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me. I really want to get to know you better = So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head. He's kinda cute = I want to have sex with her till I am blue. I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me. I miss you so much = I am so horny that my male-roommate is starting to look good. Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood. How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small. I had a wonderful time last night = Who the hell are you. O, you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later. How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on his/her way to tell you about it now. I have something to tell you = Get tested. I'll give you a call = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends = You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you = Next |