| Three men, an American, a German, and a Frenchman, completely drunk, after a late night dinner, are having a conversation. The American: In my country we have buildings that are over 1000-floor high. The German says: In my country, we have highways that go straight for over a thousand miles! The Frenchman says: When I have an erection, my dick is so long, 14 eagles can perch on it! The following day, the three men, admitting too much alcohol told the truth. The American said: You know, really, some of our buildings might go over 100-floor high, but no more. The German says: You know, really, some highways might go 200 miles straight; but no more. The Frenchman said: You know, really, when I have an erection, the 14th eagle has only one leg on it. |