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    Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

    "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one.

    "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."

    "Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
  • The Wedding Ring A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned...
  • The Parrot and The Magician A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one problem. The captain's parrot...
  • Hunting Skills Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!"
    "How do you find such huge bears...
  • Loving Wife! Bill pilled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced, "My wife must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!"
    "What makes you say that?" the bartender inquired...
  • Silent and Odourless Farts! A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact
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