The Final Kiss!

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    A biker stops when he notice a young girl who's about to jump off a bridge.

    He asks her: Do you mind giving me the final kiss before you jump?

    She quietly accepted and gave him one of the deepest lingering kisses he had ever had.

    When she finished, the biker said: Wow, this is the best Kiss I ever had. Why are you committing suicide?

    She replied: My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl...
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