African Safari

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    A white man on safari in Africa saw a black man bathing in a river.

    The black man had a big 12-inch dick.

    The white man stared in astonishment.

    The black man noticed him staring n asked angrily: What's the matter Doesn't a white man's dick shrink in water?
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