People who don't drink, smoke or gamble

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    Beggar: Give me food.
    Man: I'll give you Vodka.
    Beggar: I don't drink, Give me food.
    Man: I'll give you cigarettes.
    Beggar: I don't smoke.
    Man: I'll take you to race.
    Beggar: I don't gamble.
    Man: I'll get you girl friend.
    Beggar: I love only my wife.
    Man: I'll give you food, but first you have to come to my house.
    Begger: Why?
    Man: I want my wife to see what state people get into when they don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love only their own WIFE..!!
  • Minister of Ports & Shipping! An Afghan, upon landing at Islamabad Airport, introduced himself to a Pakistan Immigration Officer, as an Ex-Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan. The Pakistani Officer was...
  • Students' behavoiur in different Classes: 1st-3rd: Hey! I studied everything for exams.
    4th-6th: Hey! That question was very hard so I didn't...
  • The New Restaurant Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
    "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one...
  • Chocolate Peanuts A tour bus driver is driving with a bus full of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
    She offers him a handful of peanuts...
  • The Wedding Ring A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected the wedding ring. As the girl admired the plain platinum and diamond band, she suddenly looked concerned...
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