| A US soldier was telling his friends about his first sky dive. "When I got to the door of the plane & looked down at the ground 20,000 feet below I froze & couldn't jump." So the 6.6 ft. black instructor unzipped his fly & dropped out his 12" dick & said, "If you don't jump you're going to get this baby up your ass" Friend asks, "Did you jump?" He replies, "Yes... Just a little bit when it first went in..." |