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    A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman. But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the bannister for dear life. She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you ve been wrestling an alligator!" The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he d been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"
  • The Nuns are at it again ! Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers, before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers. He gets halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading
  • Fouled Proposal Banta fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her. After much thinking he asked, 'Sujata, would you like to be the mother of my children ?'
    Sujata replied, 'Why
  • Let`s Play- Old Maid There were two old-maid sisters ... both virgins. It`s Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says, 'I`m not going to die a virgin... I`m going out and I`m not coming home until I`ve been laid!'
  • Dance Ballerina! This large, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless, stained sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a quite unshaven armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar. 'What damn gentleman around here will buy this young lady a drink?' she demands in a deep, gravelly
  • Walled A woman is lying nude on a couch and she is facing the wall. A man is also lying nude on the same couch and is facing the wall. Question: What is the man`s name?
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