Suppositories for Constipation!

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    A doctor prescribed suppositories to Santa suffering from constipation but a week later he returned to the doctor and complained that the treatment wasn't working.

    "Have you been taking them regularly?" asked the doctor.

    "What do you think I've been doing?" snapped Santa. "Shoving them up my ass?"
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