Anniversary Present

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    A congregation honors a rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.

    When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful, nude girl lying on the bed.

    She says, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that the president of the board paid for!"

    The rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the board president and says, "Greenberg, where is your respect? I am the moral leader of our community! As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

    The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The rabbi turns to her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."
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