| A woman visited her doctor because she was worried that she had been wetting the bed at night. The doctor asked her the usual questions, then told her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes. The woman was surprised at this request, but agreed. When she was undressed, he asked her to stand on her hands in front of and facing a full-length mirror. She couldn't understand why he wanted her to do this, but was prepared to do anything to cure her problem. Then he asked her to open her legs and he put his head between them and rested his chin on her private parts. ''Yes, yes,'' he muttered. ''Yes, I see. Right would you get dressed again, please?'' After she had dressed, he sat her down and informed her that the cause of her bed-wetting was that she was drinking too much liquid immediately before going to bed. The woman was puzzled. ''So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you?'' she asked. ''Oh, that. I just wanted to find out whether a beard would suit me.'' |