Different types of Orgasms!

  •  

    Positive Orgasm: O yes, oh yess, yess!

    Negative Orgasm: O no, oh noo, noo!

    Spiritual oragasm: Oh God, oh God, I'm comin...

    Classical Indian orgasm: Nahi.. Nahii.. Nahiiinn!!!

    Rock 'n' Roll Orgasm: Oh baby oh yeah, oh baby.

    Heavy Metal Orgasm: Yaa Come on Honey... F**k me hard... Yeahh Babby... come on...

    Grand Maratha Orgasm: Aai Ga. aayi aaayi... Aaayiii gaa!!

    Parsi Orgasm: Oh mummy mummy mummy!!!

    Gujju Orgasm: Oh Bhagwan... mari gai... mari gai... aaahh!

    South Indian Orgasm: Aaiiyo... Aaiiyo... Aaiyayyo!

    Punjabi Orgasm: Chal utar ja hun, mainu hor vi kamm HAIN!
  • Naked Handstands! A woman visited her doctor because she was worried that she had been wetting the bed at night. The doctor asked her the usual questions, then told her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes...
  • Anniversary Present A congregation honors a rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid.
    When he walks into his hotel room, there''s a beautiful, nude girl...
  • The Naughty Nun A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would...
  • Time for a Quickie! A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie.
    "Don''t worry," he assures her, "My wife is out of town on a business trip, so...
  • What's More Painful? Mowed the lawn yesterday, and after doing so, I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was really quite beautiful, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT