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    A guy runs into an ex-girlfriend, with whom he didn't have the greatest relationship with.

    "You know, I was with another woman last night, but I was still thinking of you.

    "Why, because you miss me?"

    "No, because it keeps me from cumming too fast."
  • Sex Therapy! An old man went to the doctor. He said, "Doctor, I was wondering if you could help me. My wife and I are not getting the same amount of pleasure from sex that we used to...
  • Size Does Matter... A young woman was impressed by the massive Texan in the bar.
    "Pardon me, sir, but can I ask about the measurements of your chest. I am amazed...
  • Bad Sign Language! A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips...
  • What's in a Name? A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her own. After a couple of drinks he decided to offer her a drink and make small talk. She accepted...
  • The Perfect Penis A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend''s response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad...
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